PAOLO:
YOU ARE WOMAN, I AM MAN 
YOU ARE SMALLER, SO I CAN BE TALLER THAN, 
YOU ARE SOFTER TO THE TOUCH, 
IT'S A FEELING I LIKE FEELING VERY MUCH. 
 
YOU ARE SOMEONE I'VE ADMIRED, 
STILL, OUR FRIENDSHIP 
LEAVES SOMETHING TO BE DESIRED. 
DOES IT TAKE MORE EXPLANATION THAN THIS? 
 
YOU ARE WOMAN, I AM MAN 
LET'S KISS. 
 
RACHEL:
ISN'T THIS THE HEIGHT OF NONCHALANCE, 
FURNISHING A BED IN RESTAURANTS? 
WELL, A BIT OF DINNER NEVER HURT, 
BUT GUESS WHO IS GONNA BE DESSERT? 
 
DO GOOD GIRLS DO JUST WHAT MAMA SAYS, 
WHEN MAMA'S NOT AROUND? 
IT'S A FEELING, 
OY VEY, WHAT A FEELING.
 
PAOLO:
A BIT OF PATE? 
 
RACHEL:
UH! I DRINK IT ALL DAY!
SHOULD I DO THE THINGS HE'LL TELL ME TO? 
IN THIS PICKLE WHAT WOULD SADIE DO? 
IN MY SOUL I FEEL AN INNER LACK, 
JUST SUPPOSE HE WANTS HIS DINNER BACK? 
 
NOW I FEEL THAT THERE'S A FIRE HERE, 
OH, TRY THAT ONCE A LITTLE HIGHER, DEAR, 
WHAT A BEAST TO RUIN SUCH A PEARL! 
WOULD A CONVENT TAKE A JEWISH GIRL? 
 
RACHEL AND PAOLO:
HAHAHAHAHAHA...
 
PAOLO:
YOU ARE WOMAN. 
 
RACHEL:
YOU ARE MAN. 
 
PAOLO:
LET'S....